The Perfect Woman
A friend once asked a gentleman how is it that he is still single and never marries? The gentleman softly replied, "well, I guess I just never get the opportunity to meet the right woman... I guess I've been looking for a perfect woman."
"Oh, come on...," said the friend, "I am very sure you must have met at least one girl that you might have wanted to get married with..."
"Yes, there was once this girl, I guess she was the only one that makes a perfect woman, the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she would be the perfect woman for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her then?" asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," replied his friend.
10 Men and 1 Woman
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
As a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping .......
A friend once asked a gentleman how is it that he is still single and never marries? The gentleman softly replied, "well, I guess I just never get the opportunity to meet the right woman... I guess I've been looking for a perfect woman."
"Oh, come on...," said the friend, "I am very sure you must have met at least one girl that you might have wanted to get married with..."
"Yes, there was once this girl, I guess she was the only one that makes a perfect woman, the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she would be the perfect woman for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her then?" asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," replied his friend.
10 Men and 1 Woman
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
As a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping .......
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